Description
Certified Mechanic. My Schedule Is Booked. My Patience Is Not. For the mechanic who’s heard every excuse, diagnosed every mystery noise described as “”kind of a clunky thing,”” and fixed it all anyway — without losing their mind. Mostly. Perfect for self-buyers and gifters alike. Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, shop appreciation — any occasion that calls for something genuinely funny and specific.
HOW TO ORDER:
1️⃣ Select your size — check the size guide photo. When in doubt, size up.
2️⃣ Select your color
3️⃣ Add to cart — verify your shipping address before checkout
4️⃣ Need it by a specific date? Select expedited shipping at checkout
PRODUCT: → Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton → Premium DTG print — not iron-on, not screen print → Runs true to size, unisex fit → Size up if you prefer a looser fit
CARE INSTRUCTIONS: → Wash inside out in cold water → Do not bleach or dry clean → Do not iron directly on the print → Tumble dry low
PROCESSING & SHIPPING: → Made to order — allow 3–7 business days production → US shipping 5–10 business days standard → Need it sooner? Select expedited at checkout →
Holiday orders: please order at least 2 weeks early
RETURNS: → Made to order — no returns for sizing or preference → Item arrived damaged or incorrect? Contact us within 7 days with a photo — we will replace it at no cost Pressure Tested Co — Built For Work.
Product features – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort – Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability – Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label to reduce irritation – Screened typography with crisp printing methods (DTF/DTG used by providers) – REACH certified; ethically manufactured by Bella+Canvas with international standards
Care instructions – Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) – Non-chlorine: bleach as needed – Tumble dry: low heat – Iron, steam or dry: medium heat – Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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