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Plumber T-Shirt “The Pipe Won’t Fix Itself” — Funny Skeleton Trade Worker Tee
Price range: $28.95 through $40.95
Bella + Canvas Colors
Clothing sizes

Made to order. Please allow approximately 2–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Production and delivery may take longer during holidays and other high-volume periods.

This heavyweight-feel tee carries attitude and trade pride. A bold, hand-illustrated skull grips a wrench beneath dripping pipes and the emphatic headline: “The Pipe Won’t Fix Itself.” Designed for those who spend their days in crawlspaces, basements, and on-site, the shirt reads like a badge — tough, unapologetic, and a little dark-humored. The soft, breathable…

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Iron on steam if it needs it, medium heat.

Skip the dryclean. Skip the bleach unless you have to.

This shirt’s pre-shrunk during the garment-dyeing process — so what you order is what you’ll still be wearing after washing twenty times.

Shipping
Every piece is made to order. Production takes 3–7 business days, then it ships — 5–10 business days after that, US only for now.

No warehouse full of guessed sizes sitting around. That’s the tradeoff for a shirt made specifically for you.

Returns
Since it’s custom-printed, we don’t do buyer’s-remorse returns. If it shows up wrong — damaged, misprinted, not what you ordered — send us a photo within 7 days and we’ll fix it. No hoops.

Sizing
Check the size chart before you order. When it’s close, size up.

FULL DESCRIPTION

Description

This heavyweight-feel tee carries attitude and trade pride. A bold, hand-illustrated skull grips a wrench beneath dripping pipes and the emphatic headline: “The Pipe Won’t Fix Itself.” Designed for those who spend their days in crawlspaces, basements, and on-site, the shirt reads like a badge — tough, unapologetic, and a little dark-humored. The soft, breathable Airlume combed ring-spun cotton fabric wears-in comfortably and keeps its shape thanks to side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape. Wear it on the job, to the shop, or out with friends when you want to show you know your tools and you don’t back down from a stubborn leak.

Product features
– 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel (fabric weights and blends vary by color)
– Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape to retain shape
– Print quality: crisp sleeve and label prints via DTF/DTG techniques for vivid detail
– Comfort details: tear-away label to minimize irritation; retail crew neckline for easy layering
– Ethical sourcing: manufactured under humane practices (Fair Labor Association, Platinum WRAP) and REACH certified

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean

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