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Friday weekly product drops

  • Friday Drop — August 28, 2026: New Trade Humor Tees & Mugs

    Friday Drop — August 28, 2026: New Trade Humor Tees & Mugs

    Another Friday, another batch of gear for people who actually work for a living. This week’s drop covers all four trades — electricians, HVAC techs, mechanics, and plumbers — two products apiece, one tee and one mug, same dry humor as always.

    I'M HERE FOR THE SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS COFFEE CUP
    I’M HERE FOR THE SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS COFFEE CUP

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    I’M HERE FOR THE SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS COFFEE CUP

    The mug version of the confession every electrician’s already made out loud at least once. Ceramic, sturdy, ready for a Monday.

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    SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS TEE

    Same story, on a shirt. Every electrician has one that starts with a breaker they swore was off. Soft cotton, built for the shop and the bar afterward.

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    Sparks and Poor Decisions Tee — Funny Electrician/Party Graphic T-Shirt — heather-peach t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS TEE
    HVAC Tech T-Shirt – "I Don't Sweat. I Troubleshoot." Retro Tech Shirt — black t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. TEE

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    I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. TEE

    HVAC techs don’t panic when a system goes down — they diagnose it, step by step, no drama. A retro-style tee for the ones who keep everyone else’s air moving, hot or cold.

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    I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. MUG

    Same line, now in coffee-cup form, for the mornings before the trucks roll out. Black ceramic, holds up to a full pot.

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    I DON'T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. MUG
    I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. MUG
    Driving Humor T-Shirt — "The Problem Is Somewhere Between The Seat And The Steering Wheel" — heather-navy t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    DRIVING HUMOR TEE

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    DRIVING HUMOR TEE

    The problem is somewhere between the seat and the steering wheel, and every mechanic already knew that before the customer finished explaining the noise. This tee just says it plainly.

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    DRIVING HUMOR MUG

    The same honest diagnosis, now sitting on the shop’s coffee station where everyone can see it. White ceramic, vintage industrial design.

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    DRIVING HUMOR MUG
    DRIVING HUMOR MUG
    Master of the Mighty Flush T-Shirt — Plumber/Funny Toilet Repair Tee — steel-blue t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH TEE

    PLUMBER

    MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH TEE

    Plumbers earn the toilet jokes the hard way. This tee just says the quiet part out loud instead of making everyone tiptoe around it. Comfortable cotton, built to survive a real job site.

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    PLUMBER

    MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH MUG

    For the plumber who’s heard every version of the joke and still shows up smiling. Black coffee cup, dry humor included, no assembly required.

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    MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH MUG
    MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH MUG

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    A Bit About Sizing

    If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.

    All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.

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  • New Drop August 21, 2026: Electrician, HVAC, Mechanic & Plumber Gear

    New Drop August 21, 2026: Electrician, HVAC, Mechanic & Plumber Gear

    Eight new products. All four trades. No filler, no fluorescent office lighting, no motivational posters about teamwork.

    No Shortcuts Just Short Circuits T-Shirt — Funny Retro Industrial Electrician Tee — yam t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    NO SHORTCUTS JUST SHORT CIRCUITS T-SHIRT

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    NO SHORTCUTS JUST SHORT CIRCUITS T-SHIRT

    For the electrician who’s done things the right way long enough to have opinions about people who haven’t. Soft tee, blunt message, no explanation required.

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    ELECTRICIAN CERAMIC MUG — VINTAGE INDUSTRIAL SHOP DESIGN

    A heavy ceramic mug built for morning coffee before the job site and strong enough to survive the break room. Vintage industrial look that actually looks like it belongs in a shop.

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    ELECTRICIAN CERAMIC MUG — VINTAGE INDUSTRIAL SHOP DESIGN
    ELECTRICIAN CERAMIC MUG — VINTAGE INDUSTRIAL SHOP DESIGN
    'Blue Collar. Cold Air. Hot Coffee.' T-Shirt — Funny Retro Industrial HVAC Tee — blue-jean t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    ‘BLUE COLLAR. COLD AIR. HOT COFFEE.’ T-SHIRT

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    ‘BLUE COLLAR. COLD AIR. HOT COFFEE.’ T-SHIRT

    HVAC techs spend summer on rooftops so everyone else can stay comfortable inside. This shirt knows that. Wear it on your day off.

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    HVAC MUG — ‘BLUE COLLAR. COLD AIR. HOT COFFEE.’ BLACK COFFEE CUP

    Same no-nonsense attitude, different format. A black coffee cup that pairs well with a 5 a.m. start time and a truck that’s already running.

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    HVAC MUG — 'BLUE COLLAR. COLD AIR. HOT COFFEE.' BLACK COFFEE CUP
    HVAC MUG — ‘BLUE COLLAR. COLD AIR. HOT COFFEE.’ BLACK COFFEE CUP
    'Blue Collar. Cold Air. Hot Coffee.' T-Shirt — Funny Retro Industrial HVAC Tee — moss t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    ‘OIL CHANGES AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS’ T-SHIRT

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    ‘OIL CHANGES AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS’ T-SHIRT

    Mechanics fix the car and, occasionally, the customer’s entire outlook on life. This tee covers both services. No appointment necessary.

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    MECHANIC’S MUG — ‘OIL CHANGES AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS’ BLACK COFFEE CUP

    Bold text, black mug, zero patience for people who ignored the check engine light for six months. Makes a solid gift for the mechanic who’s heard every excuse.

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    MECHANIC'S MUG — 'OIL CHANGES AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS' BLACK COFFEE CUP
    MECHANIC’S MUG — ‘OIL CHANGES AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS’ BLACK COFFEE CUP
    'I Put The Flow Back Into Your Life.' T-Shirt — Funny Retro Industrial Plumber's Tee — blue-jean t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    ‘I PUT THE FLOW BACK INTO YOUR LIFE.’ T-SHIRT

    PLUMBER

    ‘I PUT THE FLOW BACK INTO YOUR LIFE.’ T-SHIRT

    Plumbers show up when things have gone very, very wrong. This shirt is a straightforward account of what happened next. Wear it with appropriate dignity.

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    PLUMBER

    PLUMBER ‘I PUT THE FLOW BACK IN YOUR LIFE’ BLACK COFFEE MUG

    A black coffee mug for the tradesperson who has seen things under sinks that cannot be unseen, and fixed them anyway. Good for gifting, better for keeping.

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    PLUMBER 'I PUT THE FLOW BACK IN YOUR LIFE' BLACK COFFEE MUG
    PLUMBER ‘I PUT THE FLOW BACK IN YOUR LIFE’ BLACK COFFEE MUG

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    A Bit About Sizing

    If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.

    All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.

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  • New Drop: August 14

    New Drop: August 14

    Eight products. Four trades. One drop date. August 14.

    I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff T-Shirt — Electrician Science Humorous Tee — black t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff Tee

    ELECTRICIAN

    I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff Tee

    For the electrician who’s tired of explaining it.

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    ELECTRICIAN

    I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff Mug

    Same energy. Just holds coffee now.

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    I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff Mug
    I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff Mug
    HVAC Tech T-Shirt — "Comfort Engineer" Vintage Tee with a Tool Bag — natural t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Comfort Engineer Tee

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    Comfort Engineer Tee

    Because ‘HVAC tech’ undersells it by a lot.

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    Comfort Engineer Mug

    Worn on the outside. Worn on the mug too.

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    Comfort Engineer Mug
    Comfort Engineer Mug
    Mechanic Tee — "Mechanic. Because Cars Don't Fix Themselves" Funny Vintage Auto Technician Repair Shirt — heather-navy t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Because Cars Don’t Fix Themselves Tee

    MECHANIC

    Because Cars Don’t Fix Themselves Tee

    Someone had to say it.

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    MECHANIC

    Because Cars Don’t Fix Themselves Mug

    For the mechanic who’s said this at least once today.

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    Because Cars Don't Fix Themselves Mug
    Because Cars Don’t Fix Themselves Mug
    "The Leak Stops Here" Stop Sign Badge Style — Plumbing Repair Tech Humorous Tee — dark-grey t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    The Leak Stops Here Tee

    PLUMBER

    The Leak Stops Here Tee

    A statement. Also a promise.

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    PLUMBER

    The Leak Stops Here Mug

    Holds liquid. Irony intended.

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    The Leak Stops Here Mug
    The Leak Stops Here Mug

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    A Bit About Sizing

    If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.

    All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.

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  • New Drop: August 7, 2026

    New Drop: August 7, 2026

    Eight products. Four trades. Zero fluff. Dropping August 7.

    Funny Electrician Tee - "Panel Whisperer" Electrical Worker T-Shirt — lagoon-blue t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny Electrician Tee – “Panel Whisperer” Electrical Worker T-Shirt

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    PANEL WHISPERER TEE

    For the guy the panel actually listens to.

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    PANEL WHISPERER MUG

    Drink coffee. Decode the box. Repeat.

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    I SPEAK FLUENT VOLTAGE MUG
    Funny HVAC Tee - "Licensed To Chill" HVAC Technician T-Shirt — red t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny HVAC Tee – “Licensed To Chill” HVAC Technician T-Shirt

    HVAC

    LICENSED TO CHILL TEE

    You fix the air. You’ve earned the pun.

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    HVAC

    LICENSED TO CHILL MUG

    For the tech who keeps everyone comfortable except themselves.

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    Funny Plumber Repair Graphic Tee “I Solve Problems You Can Smell” Back – “Plumbing Systems Diagnostician” Front
    Funny Mechanic Tee - "I Make Bad Noises Expensive" Technician Worker/ Mechanic / Gearhead Tee — yam t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny Mechanic Tee – “I Make Bad Noises Expensive” Technician Worker/ Mechanic / Gearhead Tee

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    I MAKE BAD NOISES EXPENSIVE TEE

    Honesty is the best diagnostic tool.

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    I MAKE BAD NOISES EXPENSIVE MUG

    Sip it while they explain the sound.

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    Funny HVAC Tee Shirt “Keep Your Cool. I’ll Fix The Rest.” T-Shirt – Vintage GraphicTee
    Funny Plumber Tee - "Professional Water Wrangler" Rustic Rope Graphic T-Shirt — moss t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny Plumber Tee – “Professional Water Wrangler” Rustic Rope Graphic T-Shirt

    PLUMBER

    PROFESSIONAL WATER WRANGLER TEE

    The pipes respect you. Mostly.

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    PLUMBER

    PROFESSIONAL WATER WRANGLER MUG

    Coffee in. Water problems out.

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    HVAC Technician Tee — “THE COIL WAS DIRTY. SO WAS MY MOOD.”

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    A BIT ABOUT SIZING

    If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.

    All five are available now. New drops every Friday.

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  • New Drop: July 24 — Tees & Mugs for the Trades

    New Drop: July 24 — Tees & Mugs for the Trades

    Eight products. Four trades. Zero desk jobs. July 24.

    I Speak Fluent Voltage T-Shirt — Electrician & Electronics Tech Gift — flo-blue t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    I Speak Fluent Voltage T-Shirt — Electrician & Electronics Tech Gift

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    I SPEAK FLUENT VOLTAGE TEE

    For the guy who gets called at midnight and still fixes it.

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    I SPEAK FLUENT VOLTAGE MUG

    Coffee hits different when you know which wire kills you.

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    I SPEAK FLUENT VOLTAGE MUG
    HVAC Technician T-Shirt — "I Turn Hot Rooms Into Happy Rooms" Vintage HVAC Shirt — moss t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    HVAC Technician T-Shirt — “I Turn Hot Rooms Into Happy Rooms” Vintage HVAC Shirt

    HVAC

    I TURN HOT ROOMS INTO HAPPY ROOMS TEE

    Wear it. Let the homeowner figure out why it’s funny.

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    HVAC

    I TURN HOT ROOMS INTO HAPPY ROOMS MUG

    Because someone has to care about the thermostat.

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    Funny Plumber Repair Graphic Tee “I Solve Problems You Can Smell” Back – “Plumbing Systems Diagnostician” Front
    Mechanic Technician T-Shirt — "I Turn Coffee Into Horsepower" Vintage Work Shirt — lagoon-blue t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Mechanic Technician T-Shirt — “I Turn Coffee Into Horsepower” Vintage Work Shirt

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    I TURN COFFEE INTO HORSEPOWER TEE

    The most honest conversion a mechanic will ever quote you.

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    I TURN COFFEE INTO HORSEPOWER MUG

    Fuel in. Work out. Repeat until retired.

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    Funny HVAC Tee Shirt “Keep Your Cool. I’ll Fix The Rest.” T-Shirt – Vintage GraphicTee
    Plumber T-Shirt — "Pipe Doctor. No Appointment Needed" Vintage Work Shirt — yam t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Plumber T-Shirt — “Pipe Doctor. No Appointment Needed” Vintage Work Shirt

    PLUMBER

    PIPE DOCTOR. NO APPOINTMENT NEEDED. TEE

    Shows up, fixes it, hands you a bill. That’s the whole visit.

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    PLUMBER

    PIPE DOCTOR. NO APPOINTMENT NEEDED. MUG

    Bedside manner: limited. Results: not.

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    HVAC Technician Tee — “THE COIL WAS DIRTY. SO WAS MY MOOD.”

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    A BIT ABOUT SIZING

    If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.

    All five are available now. New drops every Friday.

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  • New Drop: 8 Products for People Who Actually Work – july 31st, 2026

    New Drop: 8 Products for People Who Actually Work – july 31st, 2026

    Eight products. Four trades. One drop date. July 31st — mark it or miss it.

    Wrench First Tee — "Wrench First, Questions Later" Mechanic Skull T-Shirt — natural t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Wrench First Tee — “Wrench First, Questions Later” Mechanic Skull T-Shirt

    Mechanic

    WRENCH FIRST TEE

    Because reading the manual is optional but rounding the bolt isn’t.

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    WRENCH FIRST SKULL MUG

    Coffee first. Diagnose second. Repeat until retired.

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    Wrench First. Questions Later Mug
    I SPEAK FLUENT VOLTAGE MUG
    Bucket Truck T-Shirt - “My Other Ride Is A Bucket Truck” Utility Crew/Electrician Tee — steel-blue t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Bucket Truck T-Shirt – “My Other Ride Is A Bucket Truck” Utility Crew/Electrician Tee

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    MY OTHER RIDE IS A BUCKET TRUCK TEE

    Some guys have sports cars. You have 40 feet of air and a job to finish.

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    MY OTHER RIDE IS A BUCKET TRUCK MUG

    Sip it at ground level. Think about it up in the bucket.

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    My Other Ride Is A Bucket Truck Mug
    Funny HVAC Technician Tee - “I Fix The Weather Indoors.” Cooling/Furnace Shop Work Shirt — orange t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny HVAC Technician Tee – “I Fix The Weather Indoors.” Cooling/Furnace Shop Work Shirt

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    I FIX THE WEATHER INDOORS TEE

    You don’t control the forecast. You just make it irrelevant.

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    I FIX THE WEATHER INDOORS MUG

    Hot outside, cold inside — that’s not luck, that’s you.

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    Funny HVAC Tee Shirt “Keep Your Cool. I’ll Fix The Rest.” T-Shirt – Vintage GraphicTee
    Plumbing Warning Label T-Shirt — Funny Plumber Shirt — turquoise t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Plumbing Warning Label T-Shirt — Funny Plumber Shirt

    PLUMBER

    PLUMBING WARNING LABEL TEE

    Serves as its own disclaimer. Wear accordingly.

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    PLUMBER

    PLUMBING WARNING LABEL MUG

    The mug that warns people before you do.

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    HVAC Technician Tee — “THE COIL WAS DIRTY. SO WAS MY MOOD.”

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    A BIT ABOUT SIZING

    If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.

    All five are available now. New drops every Friday.

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  • New Drop: July 17 — Gear for the Ones Who Show Up

    New Drop: July 17 — Gear for the Ones Who Show Up

    Eight products. Four trades. One drop for people who stopped explaining what they do for a living.

    Grounded, Bonded and Slightly Tired Graphic Tee — Funny Electrical Worker Shirt — turquoise t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Grounded, Bonded and Slightly Tired Graphic Tee — Funny Electrical Worker Shirt

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    GROUNDED, BONDED AND SLIGHTLY TIRED TEE

    For the electrician who has done this exact job 400 times and is fine.

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    GROUNDED, BONDED AND SLIGHTLY TIRED MUG

    Coffee first. Panel schedule second. Always.

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    Funny Plumber Repair Graphic Tee “I Work Under Pressure” Back – “Plumbing Systems Diagnostician” Front
    Leaks Fear Me T-Shirt - Funny Plumber Pipes Tee — navy t-shirt, flat-lay product photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Leaks Fear Me T-Shirt – Funny Plumber Pipes Tee

    Plumber

    LEAKS FEAR ME TEE

    Not a threat. Just a track record.

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    LEAKS FEAR ME MUG

    Pour it in. Nothing leaks on your watch.

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    Leaks Fear Me mug
    Funny Plumber Repair Graphic Tee “I Solve Problems You Can Smell” Back – “Plumbing Systems Diagnostician” Front
    I Speak Fluent Engine T-Shirt — Mechanic Wrench Vintage Auto Repair Tee — heather-olive t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    I Speak Fluent Engine T-Shirt — Mechanic Wrench Vintage Auto Repair Tee

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    I SPEAK FLUENT ENGINE TEE

    The car told him. He listened. Problem solved.

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    I SPEAK FLUENT ENGINE MUG

    Diagnosed before the coffee cooled.

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    I speak fluent engine
    Funny HVAC Tee Shirt “Keep Your Cool. I’ll Fix The Rest.” T-Shirt – Vintage GraphicTee
    HVAC Technician Tee — “THE COIL WAS DIRTY. SO WAS MY MOOD.” — steel-blue t-shirt, flat-lay product photo | Pressure Tested Co
    HVAC Technician Tee — “THE COIL WAS DIRTY. SO WAS MY MOOD.”

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    THE COIL WAS DIRTY. SO WAS MY MOOD. TEE

    Honest work. Honest assessment.

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    THE COIL WAS DIRTY. SO WAS MY MOOD. MUG

    A coil that bad deserves a mug this good.

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    The Coil Was Dirty. So Was My Mood.
    HVAC Technician Tee — “THE COIL WAS DIRTY. SO WAS MY MOOD.”

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    A BIT ABOUT SIZING

    If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.

    All five are available now. New drops every Friday.

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  • New Drops: Gear for Trades That Don’t Mess Around – July 10

    New Drops: Gear for Trades That Don’t Mess Around – July 10

    For the Plumber, Mechanic, Electrician, or HVAC Tech Who Has Everything Except a Shirt or mug That Gets It

    New Drops: Gear for Trades That Don’t Mess Around

    I Work Under Pressure Mug

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    I WORK UNDER PRESSURE MUG

    A gauge, a groan, and 15 ounces of whatever gets you through the service call.

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    I WORK UNDER PRESSURE TEE

    Back says what you do. Front makes it sound like a career.

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    Funny Plumber Repair Graphic Tee "I Work Under Pressure" Back - "Plumbing Systems Diagnostician" Front — red t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny Plumber Repair Graphic Tee “I Work Under Pressure” Back – “Plumbing Systems Diagnostician” Front
    Funny Electrician Tech Tee - Back "I Make Bad Wiring Expensive" — Front "Wired For Success" Vintage Work Tee — deep-heather t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny Electrician Tech Tee – Back “I Make Bad Wiring Expensive” — Front “Wired For Success” Vintage Work Tee

    ELECTRICIAN

    WIRED FOR SUCCESS TEE

    Front is professional. Back is the truth.

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    I MAKE BAD WIRING EXPENSIVE MUG

    Every sip funds the next diagnostic.

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    I MAKE BAD WIRING EXPENSIVE MUG
    Funny Plumber Repair Graphic Tee “I Solve Problems You Can Smell” Back – “Plumbing Systems Diagnostician” Front
    I Fix What You Ignored T-Shirt — Mechanic Wrench Tool Shirt for Technicians & DIYers — kelly t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    I Fix What You Ignored T-Shirt — Mechanic Wrench Tool Shirt for Technicians & DIYers

    mechanic

    I FIX WHAT YOU IGNORED TEE

    For the mechanic who’s seen things.

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    KEEP YOUR COOL. I’LL FIX THE REST. TEE

    Someone has to.

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    Funny HVAC Tee Shirt "Keep Your Cool. I'll Fix The Rest." T-Shirt – Vintage GraphicTee — orange t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny HVAC Tee Shirt “Keep Your Cool. I’ll Fix The Rest.” T-Shirt – Vintage GraphicTee

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    KEEP YOUR COOL. I’LL FIX THE REST. mug

    Vintage design. Current attitude.

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    Keep Your Cool. I'll Fix The Rest. Mug
    Funny HVAC Tee Shirt “Keep Your Cool. I’ll Fix The Rest.” T-Shirt – Vintage GraphicTee

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    A BIT ABOUT SIZING

    If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.

    All five are available now. New drops every Friday.

    Shop All Products
  • New Drop: July 3rd Has Something for Everyone Who Actually Works

    New Drop: July 3rd Has Something for Everyone Who Actually Works

    For the Plumber, Mechanic, Electrician, or HVAC Tech Who Has Everything Except a Shirt or mug That Gets It

    Seven new products. All dropping July 3rd. All designed for people who fix things while others scroll for advice

    Grease Happens Coffee Mug

    Mecanic

    GREASE HAPPENS MUG

    For the mechanic whose hands are clean only during the first sip.

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    Electrician

    I DON’T GUESS I TEST TEE

    A philosophy. Also a warning.

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    I Don't Guess I Test T-Shirt — Funny Tech Tee for Engineers and Electricians — steel-blue t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    I Don’t Guess I Test T-Shirt — Funny Tech Tee for Engineers and Electricians
    I Don't Guess. I Test. Mug
    Funny HVAC Tech Tee “I Fix Comfort Crimes” — Furnace and Air Tech Work Tee

    ELECTRICIAN

    I DON’T GUESS I TEST MUG

    Same energy. Different format. Same zero tolerance for guessing.

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    PLUMBER

    I SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU CAN SMELL

    Plumbers said it. We just put it on a shirt.

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    Funny Plumber Repair Graphic Tee "I Solve Problems You Can Smell" Back - "Plumbing Systems Diagnostician" Front — navy t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny Plumber Repair Graphic Tee “I Solve Problems You Can Smell” Back – “Plumbing Systems Diagnostician” Front
    Funny HVAC Tech Tee "I Fix Comfort Crimes" — Furnace and Air Tech Work Tee — kelly t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny HVAC Tech Tee “I Fix Comfort Crimes” — Furnace and Air Tech Work Tee

    HVAC

    I FIX COMFORT CRIMES TEE

    HVAC techs have seen things. Duct tape things. This is for them.

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    MECHANIC

    I CAN FIX IT. CAN’T EXPLAIN YOUR CHOICES.

    The second sentence is doing a lot of work here.

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    Sarcastic Mechanic T‑Shirt – "I Can Fix It. I Can't Explain Your Choices" Vintage Mechanic Shirt - DIY Repair Tee — heather-olive t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Sarcastic Mechanic T‑Shirt – “I Can Fix It. I Can’t Explain Your Choices” Vintage Mechanic Shirt – DIY Repair Tee

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    A BIT ABOUT SIZING

    If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.

    All five are available now. New drops every Friday.

    Shop All Products
  • New Drop: HVAC & Electrician Gear That Gets It – June 26, 2026

    New Drop: HVAC & Electrician Gear That Gets It – June 26, 2026

    We made seven things. They’re all better than explaining what you do at family dinners.

    Funny Electrician/Maintenance Crew Tee Shirt "Don't Make Me Pull The Main" T-Shirt – Vintage GraphicTee — turquoise t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Funny Electrician/Maintenance Crew Tee Shirt “Don’t Make Me Pull The Main” T-Shirt – Vintage GraphicTee

    Electricain

    DON’T MAKE ME PULL THE MAIN

    For electricians who have threatened this at least once today.

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    hvac

    IF IT BLOWS, LEAKS, FREEZES OR BURNS I’M IN

    The HVAC job description nobody put on a poster until now.

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    HVAC Technician T‑Shirt — "If It Blows, Leaks, Freezes or Burns I'm In" Retro Tradesmen Tee — orange t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    HVAC Technician T‑Shirt — “If It Blows, Leaks, Freezes or Burns I’m In” Retro Tradesmen Tee
    Grease Happens T-Shirt — Funny Mechanic Garage Tee — red t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Grease Happens T-Shirt — Funny Mechanic Garage Tee

    mechanic

    PRODUCT NAME

    Description

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    plumber

    I’M THE REASON YOUR FLOOR IS DRY

    Credit where credit is due.

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    Plumber T‑Shirt – "I'm the Reason Your Floor Is Dry" Vintage Plumbing Tee — kelly t-shirt, model photo | Pressure Tested Co
    Plumber T‑Shirt – “I’m the Reason Your Floor Is Dry” Vintage Plumbing Tee
    Furnace Whisperer Mug

    furnace guy

    FURNACE WHISPERER COFFEE MUG

    For the HVAC tech who talks to equipment and gets results.

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    HVac

    HOME REPAIR TECH MUG

    Because handyman undersells it.

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    If It Burns, Leaks, Freezes or Blows Black Coffee Mug

    Shipping

    All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.

    Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.

    For the Plumber, Mechanic, Electrician, or HVAC Tech Who Has Everything Except a Shirt That Gets It

    All five are available now. New drops every Friday.

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