This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a rugged, tongue-in-cheek message for hands-on people who fix, build, and laugh while doing it. The front chest art looks like a weathered warning sign with bold, distressed lettering and a realistic duct-tape roll — it reads as both a badge of workshop pride and a playful reminder to plan ahead. Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt comfortable through long projects, weekend builds, or casual days out. The retail fit and neat crew neckline make it easy to layer under a flannel or wear solo, while thoughtful construction details (side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape) hold shape wash after wash. Finished with a tear-away label and responsibly made blanks, this tee feels lived-in from the first wear and speaks directly to makers, tinkerers, and anyone with a salty sense of humor.

Product features
– 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
– Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape
– Printed artwork with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for vibrant, detailed imagery
– Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; responsibly sourced blanks
– Retail fit crew neck — easy to layer or wear on its own

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

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