For the person who hears “water problem” and reaches for the toolbox, this garment-dyed T-shirt brings a little plumber’s humor to everyday workwear. The vintage-style design features crossed pipe wrenches and the message, “If water’s going where it shouldn’t, call me,” celebrating the fixer who knows exactly what to do when pipes misbehave. Its relaxed fit and heavyweight cotton feel at home on job sites, in the workshop, or during a well-earned break after a long day of repairs. A natural choice for plumbers, maintenance pros, DIY homeowners, and the handy friend who always gets the call when something leaks.

Product features
– 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
– Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and textured feel
– Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular knit design for durability
– Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors; made in Honduras

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

sarcastic plumber tee

“If Water’s Going Where It Shouldn’t. Call Me.” Comical Plumber T-Shirt