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T-Shirt — “Licensed to Mutter Under My Breath” Funny Sarcastic Tee
Price range: $28.95 through $40.95
Bella + Canvas Colors
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Made to order. Please allow approximately 2–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Production and delivery may take longer during holidays and other high-volume periods.

This soft, breathable tee carries a wry sense of humor in a vintage-workwear aesthetic. The bold, distressed lettering reads like a stamped proclamation — “Licensed to Mutter Under My Breath.” It settles casually on the chest, faded tan on a deep black ground, giving an authentic lived-in look. Lightweight Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps the…

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Iron on steam if it needs it, medium heat.

Skip the dryclean. Skip the bleach unless you have to.

This shirt’s pre-shrunk during the garment-dyeing process — so what you order is what you’ll still be wearing after washing twenty times.

Shipping
Every piece is made to order. Production takes 3–7 business days, then it ships — 5–10 business days after that, US only for now.

No warehouse full of guessed sizes sitting around. That’s the tradeoff for a shirt made specifically for you.

Returns
Since it’s custom-printed, we don’t do buyer’s-remorse returns. If it shows up wrong — damaged, misprinted, not what you ordered — send us a photo within 7 days and we’ll fix it. No hoops.

Sizing
Check the size chart before you order. When it’s close, size up.

FULL DESCRIPTION

Description

This soft, breathable tee carries a wry sense of humor in a vintage-workwear aesthetic. The bold, distressed lettering reads like a stamped proclamation — “Licensed to Mutter Under My Breath.” It settles casually on the chest, faded tan on a deep black ground, giving an authentic lived-in look. Lightweight Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt comfortable from morning errands to late-night banter. Subtle construction details — side seams, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label — keep the fit tidy and irritation-free. Wear it when you want your sarcasm to be readable but relaxed: layered under a flannel, paired with jeans, or lounging around on slow afternoons.

Product features
– 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
– Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
– Side seams and shoulder tape for durability and stable fit
– Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
– DTF/DTG-printed design with distressed vintage look; sourced blank from Honduras

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean

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Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.00
Sleeve length, in8.909.209.509.7010.0010.40
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.50

DESIGN & AI DISCLOSURE

Pressure Tested Co uses generative AI tools as part of our creative process, including concept development, artwork, design elements, and product imagery. Each product is creatively directed, selected, reviewed, and prepared for sale by Pressure Tested Co, with manual editing and refinement used where appropriate.

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