Description
This soft, breathable tee carries a wry sense of humor in a vintage-workwear aesthetic. The bold, distressed lettering reads like a stamped proclamation — “Licensed to Mutter Under My Breath.” It settles casually on the chest, faded tan on a deep black ground, giving an authentic lived-in look. Lightweight Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt comfortable from morning errands to late-night banter. Subtle construction details — side seams, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label — keep the fit tidy and irritation-free. Wear it when you want your sarcasm to be readable but relaxed: layered under a flannel, paired with jeans, or lounging around on slow afternoons.
Product features
– 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
– Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
– Side seams and shoulder tape for durability and stable fit
– Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
– DTF/DTG-printed design with distressed vintage look; sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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