Another Friday, another batch of gear for people who actually work for a living. This week’s drop covers all four trades — electricians, HVAC techs, mechanics, and plumbers — two products apiece, one tee and one mug, same dry humor as always.
electrician
I’M HERE FOR THE SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS COFFEE CUP
The mug version of the confession every electrician’s already made out loud at least once. Ceramic, sturdy, ready for a Monday.
electrician
SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS TEE
Same story, on a shirt. Every electrician has one that starts with a breaker they swore was off. Soft cotton, built for the shop and the bar afterward.
HVAC
I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. TEE
HVAC techs don’t panic when a system goes down — they diagnose it, step by step, no drama. A retro-style tee for the ones who keep everyone else’s air moving, hot or cold.
HVAC
I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. MUG
Same line, now in coffee-cup form, for the mornings before the trucks roll out. Black ceramic, holds up to a full pot.
trades
DRIVING HUMOR TEE
The problem is somewhere between the seat and the steering wheel, and every mechanic already knew that before the customer finished explaining the noise. This tee just says it plainly.
trades
DRIVING HUMOR MUG
The same honest diagnosis, now sitting on the shop’s coffee station where everyone can see it. White ceramic, vintage industrial design.
PLUMBER
MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH TEE
Plumbers earn the toilet jokes the hard way. This tee just says the quiet part out loud instead of making everyone tiptoe around it. Comfortable cotton, built to survive a real job site.
PLUMBER
MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH MUG
For the plumber who’s heard every version of the joke and still shows up smiling. Black coffee cup, dry humor included, no assembly required.
Shipping
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
A Bit About Sizing
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.
