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Friday Drop — September 18, 2026: New Trade Humor Tees & Mugs
Eight new pieces for the trades who keep everything running and get zero credit for it.
Plumber Skull T-Shirt — Fluent in Pipes, Leaks and Panic
PLUMBER
Plumber Skull T-Shirt — Fluent in Pipes, Leaks and Panic
For the plumber who’s heard every version of "it’s just a small leak."
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PLUMBER
Plumber Skull Mug — Fluent in Pipes, Leaks and Panic
Coffee first. Panic second.
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Plumber Skull Mug — Fluent in Pipes, Leaks and Panic
Mechanic Skull T-Shirt — Fluent in Grease, Gears and Grumbling
MECHANIC
Mechanic Skull T-Shirt — Fluent in Grease, Gears and Grumbling
Translates grease, gears, and grumbling into actual answers.
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MECHANIC
Mechanic Skull Mug — Fluent in Grease, Gears and Grumbling
Fluent in grease, gears, and grumbling before 7am.
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Mechanic Skull Mug — Fluent in Grease, Gears and Grumbling
Ghost Voltage T-Shirt — I Chase Ghost Voltage for a Living
ELECTRICIAN
Ghost Voltage T-Shirt — I Chase Ghost Voltage for a Living
Chases ghost voltage for a living. Finds it every time.
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ELECTRICIAN
Ghost Voltage Mug — I Chase Ghost Voltage for a Living
The mug for the guy who finds the short nobody else could.
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Ghost Voltage Mug — I Chase Ghost Voltage for a Living
Airflow Problems Fear Me T-Shirt
HVAC
Airflow Problems Fear Me T-Shirt
Airflow problems fear him. Everyone else just calls him.
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HVAC
Airflow Problems Fear Me Mug
Fixes your airflow. Keeps his coffee hot.
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Airflow Problems Fear Me Mug
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All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
A Bit About Sizing
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.
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September 18, 2026
Friday Drop — September 11, 2026: New Trade Humor Tees & Mugs
New stuff landed. Four trades, eight products, the same rule as always — if it doesn’t earn a laugh in the shop, it doesn’t make the cut.
Mechanic Tee
MECHANIC
Mechanic Tee
Your car doesn’t lie. It just complains in a different language.
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MECHANIC
Mechanic Mug
Same confession, now with coffee.
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Mechanic Mug
Plumber Tee
PLUMBER
Plumber Tee
Weekend plans? You already knew.
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PLUMBER
Plumber Mug
Basement energy, now portable.
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Plumber Mug
Electrician Tee
ELECTRICIAN
Electrician Tee
Grounded in both senses.
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ELECTRICIAN
Electrician Mug
Same joke, now caffeinated.
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Electrician Mug
HVAC Tee
HVAC
HVAC Tee
Fluent in BTUs, always.
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HVAC
HVAC Mug
Bad attitude, good insulation.
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HVAC Mug
Shipping
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
A Bit About Sizing
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.
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September 11, 2026
New Drop: September 4, 2026 -Trade Tees & Mugs for Plumbers, Electricians, HVAC & Mechanics
September 4 comes with eight new designs built for the trades — no fluff, no inspirational quotes, just the stuff that actually lands in a break room. Grab one for yourself or for whoever fixed something at your house and never let you forget it.
NO LEAKS, NO DRAMA, JUST WRENCHES VINTAGE PLUMBING TEE
PLUMBER
NO LEAKS, NO DRAMA, JUST WRENCHES VINTAGE PLUMBING TEE
A plumber’s entire philosophy on one shirt. Soft vintage wash, the kind of tee that gets better after thirty job-site washes.
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PLUMBER
NO LEAKS, NO DRAMA, JUST WRENCHES BLACK COFFEE MUG
Same attitude, different format — available in 11oz and 15oz for whoever needs the bigger cup on a Monday morning.
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NO LEAKS, NO DRAMA, JUST WRENCHES BLACK COFFEE MUG
MY TOOLBOX HAS MORE SPARKS THAN YOUR LOVE LIFE — ELECTRICIAN TEE
ELECTRICIAN
MY TOOLBOX HAS MORE SPARKS THAN YOUR LOVE LIFE — ELECTRICIAN TEE
For the electrician who’s heard every voltage joke and has better ones. Industrial graphic, zero corporate vibes.
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ELECTRICIAN
MY TOOLBOX HAS MORE SPARKS THAN YOUR LOVE LIFE — ELECTRICIAN MUG
Ceramic, dishwasher-safe, available in 11oz and 15oz. The sparks on this one won’t trip a breaker.
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MY TOOLBOX HAS MORE SPARKS THAN YOUR LOVE LIFE — ELECTRICIAN MUG
FILTER FIRST. ASK QUESTIONS LATER. — HVAC TEE
HVAC
FILTER FIRST. ASK QUESTIONS LATER. — HVAC TEE
The unofficial motto of every HVAC tech who’s pulled a filter that looked like a small animal. Air filter graphic, vintage treatment.
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HVAC
FILTER FIRST. ASK QUESTIONS LATER. — HVAC MUG
Bold print on a black mug that pairs well with a service call at 6 a.m. Comes in 11oz and 15oz.
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FILTER FIRST. ASK QUESTIONS LATER. — HVAC MUG
THE NOISE WAS NOT ‘PROBABLY FINE’ — MECHANIC WARNING TEE
TRADES
THE NOISE WAS NOT ‘PROBABLY FINE’ — MECHANIC WARNING TEE
Every mechanic has heard a customer say probably fine. This shirt is for the aftermath. Vintage warning-sign graphic, exactly as described.
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TRADES
THE NOISE WAS NOT ‘PROBABLY FINE’ — MECHANIC WARNING MUG
The warning label you wish came standard on every vehicle. Black mug, 11oz or 15oz, ships September 4.
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THE NOISE WAS NOT ‘PROBABLY FINE’ — MECHANIC WARNING MUG
Shipping
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
A Bit About Sizing
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.
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September 4, 2026
Friday Drop — August 28, 2026: New Trade Humor Tees & Mugs
Another Friday, another batch of gear for people who actually work for a living. This week’s drop covers all four trades — electricians, HVAC techs, mechanics, and plumbers — two products apiece, one tee and one mug, same dry humor as always.
I’M HERE FOR THE SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS COFFEE CUP
electrician
I’M HERE FOR THE SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS COFFEE CUP
The mug version of the confession every electrician’s already made out loud at least once. Ceramic, sturdy, ready for a Monday.
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electrician
SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS TEE
Same story, on a shirt. Every electrician has one that starts with a breaker they swore was off. Soft cotton, built for the shop and the bar afterward.
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SPARKS AND POOR DECISIONS TEE
I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. TEE
HVAC
I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. TEE
HVAC techs don’t panic when a system goes down — they diagnose it, step by step, no drama. A retro-style tee for the ones who keep everyone else’s air moving, hot or cold.
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HVAC
I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. MUG
Same line, now in coffee-cup form, for the mornings before the trucks roll out. Black ceramic, holds up to a full pot.
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I DON’T SWEAT. I TROUBLESHOOT. MUG
DRIVING HUMOR TEE
trades
DRIVING HUMOR TEE
The problem is somewhere between the seat and the steering wheel, and every mechanic already knew that before the customer finished explaining the noise. This tee just says it plainly.
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trades
DRIVING HUMOR MUG
The same honest diagnosis, now sitting on the shop’s coffee station where everyone can see it. White ceramic, vintage industrial design.
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DRIVING HUMOR MUG
MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH TEE
PLUMBER
MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH TEE
Plumbers earn the toilet jokes the hard way. This tee just says the quiet part out loud instead of making everyone tiptoe around it. Comfortable cotton, built to survive a real job site.
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PLUMBER
MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH MUG
For the plumber who’s heard every version of the joke and still shows up smiling. Black coffee cup, dry humor included, no assembly required.
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MASTER OF THE MIGHTY FLUSH MUG
Shipping
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
A Bit About Sizing
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.
Shop All Products
August 28, 2026
New Drop August 21, 2026: Electrician, HVAC, Mechanic & Plumber Gear
Eight new products. All four trades. No filler, no fluorescent office lighting, no motivational posters about teamwork.
NO SHORTCUTS JUST SHORT CIRCUITS T-SHIRT
electrician
NO SHORTCUTS JUST SHORT CIRCUITS T-SHIRT
For the electrician who’s done things the right way long enough to have opinions about people who haven’t. Soft tee, blunt message, no explanation required.
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electrician
ELECTRICIAN CERAMIC MUG — VINTAGE INDUSTRIAL SHOP DESIGN
A heavy ceramic mug built for morning coffee before the job site and strong enough to survive the break room. Vintage industrial look that actually looks like it belongs in a shop.
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ELECTRICIAN CERAMIC MUG — VINTAGE INDUSTRIAL SHOP DESIGN
‘BLUE COLLAR. COLD AIR. HOT COFFEE.’ T-SHIRT
HVAC
‘BLUE COLLAR. COLD AIR. HOT COFFEE.’ T-SHIRT
HVAC techs spend summer on rooftops so everyone else can stay comfortable inside. This shirt knows that. Wear it on your day off.
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HVAC
HVAC MUG — ‘BLUE COLLAR. COLD AIR. HOT COFFEE.’ BLACK COFFEE CUP
Same no-nonsense attitude, different format. A black coffee cup that pairs well with a 5 a.m. start time and a truck that’s already running.
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HVAC MUG — ‘BLUE COLLAR. COLD AIR. HOT COFFEE.’ BLACK COFFEE CUP
‘OIL CHANGES AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS’ T-SHIRT
mechanic
‘OIL CHANGES AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS’ T-SHIRT
Mechanics fix the car and, occasionally, the customer’s entire outlook on life. This tee covers both services. No appointment necessary.
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mechanic
MECHANIC’S MUG — ‘OIL CHANGES AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS’ BLACK COFFEE CUP
Bold text, black mug, zero patience for people who ignored the check engine light for six months. Makes a solid gift for the mechanic who’s heard every excuse.
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MECHANIC’S MUG — ‘OIL CHANGES AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS’ BLACK COFFEE CUP
‘I PUT THE FLOW BACK INTO YOUR LIFE.’ T-SHIRT
PLUMBER
‘I PUT THE FLOW BACK INTO YOUR LIFE.’ T-SHIRT
Plumbers show up when things have gone very, very wrong. This shirt is a straightforward account of what happened next. Wear it with appropriate dignity.
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PLUMBER
PLUMBER ‘I PUT THE FLOW BACK IN YOUR LIFE’ BLACK COFFEE MUG
A black coffee mug for the tradesperson who has seen things under sinks that cannot be unseen, and fixed them anyway. Good for gifting, better for keeping.
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PLUMBER ‘I PUT THE FLOW BACK IN YOUR LIFE’ BLACK COFFEE MUG
Shipping
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
A Bit About Sizing
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.
Shop All Products
August 21, 2026
New Drop: August 14
Eight products. Four trades. One drop date. August 14.
I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff Tee
ELECTRICIAN
I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff Tee
For the electrician who’s tired of explaining it.
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ELECTRICIAN
I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff Mug
Same energy. Just holds coffee now.
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I Know A Shocking Amount Of Stuff Mug
Comfort Engineer Tee
HVAC
Comfort Engineer Tee
Because ‘HVAC tech’ undersells it by a lot.
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HVAC
Comfort Engineer Mug
Worn on the outside. Worn on the mug too.
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Comfort Engineer Mug
Because Cars Don’t Fix Themselves Tee
MECHANIC
Because Cars Don’t Fix Themselves Tee
Someone had to say it.
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MECHANIC
Because Cars Don’t Fix Themselves Mug
For the mechanic who’s said this at least once today.
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Because Cars Don’t Fix Themselves Mug
The Leak Stops Here Tee
PLUMBER
The Leak Stops Here Tee
A statement. Also a promise.
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PLUMBER
The Leak Stops Here Mug
Holds liquid. Irony intended.
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The Leak Stops Here Mug
Shipping
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
A Bit About Sizing
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All 8 are available now. Weekly Drops every Friday.
Shop All Products
August 14, 2026

Humor Built for the Trades. Apparel and mugs for the workers under the sink, under the hood, in the crawlspace, and on the clock.

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