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Plumber Humor T-Shirt — “Pipes Don’t Scare Me, Homeowners Do” Graphic Pipe Tee
Price range: $31.95 through $51.95
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Made to order. Please allow approximately 2–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Production and delivery may take longer during holidays and other high-volume periods.

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky, hands-on spirit—bold artwork of wrenches, pipes, and playful type reads “Pipes don’t scare me. Homeowners do.” The soft, broken-in color and relaxed fit make it feel lived-in from day one, while the robust cotton and double-needle stitching stand up to projects, weekends, and long days around the house.…

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Iron on steam if it needs it, medium heat.

Skip the dryclean. Skip the bleach unless you have to.

This shirt’s pre-shrunk during the garment-dyeing process — so what you order is what you’ll still be wearing after washing twenty times.

Shipping
Every piece is made to order. Production takes 3–7 business days, then it ships — 5–10 business days after that, US only for now.

No warehouse full of guessed sizes sitting around. That’s the tradeoff for a shirt made specifically for you.

Returns
Since it’s custom-printed, we don’t do buyer’s-remorse returns. If it shows up wrong — damaged, misprinted, not what you ordered — send us a photo within 7 days and we’ll fix it. No hoops.

Sizing
Check the size chart before you order. When it’s close, size up.

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Description

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky, hands-on spirit—bold artwork of wrenches, pipes, and playful type reads “Pipes don’t scare me. Homeowners do.” The soft, broken-in color and relaxed fit make it feel lived-in from day one, while the robust cotton and double-needle stitching stand up to projects, weekends, and long days around the house. Wear it to show off a dry sense of humor, spark a laugh with fellow DIYers, or settle into a well-earned evening after a day of fixing and renovating.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
– Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
– Durable construction: double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit
– Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 62 colors

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Width, in18.2520.2522.0024.0026.0027.7529.75
Length, in26.6228.0029.3730.7531.6232.5033.50
Sleeve length from center back, in16.2517.7519.0020.5021.7523.2524.63
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

 

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