This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky, hands-on spirit—bold artwork of wrenches, pipes, and playful type reads “Pipes don’t scare me. Homeowners do.” The soft, broken-in color and relaxed fit make it feel lived-in from day one, while the robust cotton and double-needle stitching stand up to projects, weekends, and long days around the house. Wear it to show off a dry sense of humor, spark a laugh with fellow DIYers, or settle into a well-earned evening after a day of fixing and renovating.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
– Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
– Durable construction: double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit
– Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 62 colors

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

homeowners humor tee

Plumber Humor T-Shirt — “Pipes Don’t Scare Me, Homeowners Do” Graphic Pipe Tee