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mechanic
Honesty is the best diagnostic tool.
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All five are available now. New drops every Friday.
mechanic
The most honest conversion a mechanic will ever quote you.
PLUMBER
Shows up, fixes it, hands you a bill. That’s the whole visit.
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All five are available now. New drops every Friday.
electrician
Some guys have sports cars. You have 40 feet of air and a job to finish.
electrician
Sip it at ground level. Think about it up in the bucket.
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All five are available now. New drops every Friday.
electrician
For the electrician who has done this exact job 400 times and is fine.
All products are made to order and fulfilled by our print partner. Standard production time is 3–7 business days. Shipping is 5–10 business days for US orders.
Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum.
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
All five are available now. New drops every Friday.
Five new shirts dropped today. If your week already tested your patience, these should feel familiar.
MECHANIC
For the mechanic who has seen everything under a hood and has the thousand-yard stare to prove it. A vintage-style tee that explains the job without sugarcoating it.
HVAC
For the HVAC tech who spent the hottest day of the year on a rooftop so someone else could complain about the thermostat. Also a solid gift for the person in your life who handles that call at 4 p.m. on a Friday in July.
HVAC
For the HVAC pro who has walked into enough temporary fixes to write a book. A warning label that should have been posted years ago.
PLUMBER
For the plumber who has talked a pipe off a ledge more times than anyone should have to. Vintage badge style. No sugarcoating.
PLUMBER
For the plumber who shows up, handles it, and moves on without a speech about it. Works equally well as a gift from a family member who has watched that play out firsthand.
MECHANIC
Leave it on the bench with a wrench, or carry it home to your kitchen shelf — either way it fits into the rhythm of work.
All five are available now. New drops every Friday.
