Five new shirts dropped today. If your week already tested your patience, these should feel familiar.
MECHANIC
I FIX CARS AND QUESTION HUMANITY
For the mechanic who has seen everything under a hood and has the thousand-yard stare to prove it. A vintage-style tee that explains the job without sugarcoating it.
HVAC
I’M THE REASON YOUR HOUSE ISN’T A SAUNA
For the HVAC tech who spent the hottest day of the year on a rooftop so someone else could complain about the thermostat. Also a solid gift for the person in your life who handles that call at 4 p.m. on a Friday in July.
HVAC
WARNING: DUCT TAPE IS NOT A BUSINESS PLAN
For the HVAC pro who has walked into enough temporary fixes to write a book. A warning label that should have been posted years ago.
PLUMBER
CERTIFIED LEAK NEGOTIATOR
For the plumber who has talked a pipe off a ledge more times than anyone should have to. Vintage badge style. No sugarcoating.
PLUMBER
I CAME. I SAW. I UNCLOGGED.
For the plumber who shows up, handles it, and moves on without a speech about it. Works equally well as a gift from a family member who has watched that play out firsthand.
MECHANIC
Mechanic’s Coffee Mug 15oz — “Will Diagnose For Coffee” 15oz Coffee Cup Gift
Leave it on the bench with a wrench, or carry it home to your kitchen shelf — either way it fits into the rhythm of work.
All five are available now. New drops every Friday.
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