Four trades. Four things every one of them is tired of explaining.
PLUMBER
Pipes Don’t Scare Me, Homeowners Do — Plumber Tee
Pipes do what physics tells them. That’s the easy part.
PLUMBER
Pipes Don’t Scare Me, Homeowners Do — Plumber Mug
For the first cup before the first "it was working yesterday."
ELECTRICIAN
Born to Wire, Forced to Explain — Electrician Tee
For the one who’s explained load calcs to someone who asked for an outlet.
MECHANIC
If You Think Labor Is Expensive, Try Guessing — Mechanic Tee
Diagnosis costs money. Guessing costs more.
MECHANIC
If You Think Labor Is Expensive, Try Guessing — Mechanic Mug
For the one who’s watched the parts cannon lose every time.
Shipping
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A Bit About Sizing
If you believe you are between sizes, always size up.
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